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[25 Jul 2006|02:27am]
do people still do this?
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surgery photos [19 Apr 2006|03:53pm]
here are some pics of my surgery, more will be on the way.
check them out.

surgery [18 Apr 2006|04:46pm]
bear with me, im on medicine.

well i was told the surgery went well. it was worse than they had thought after they got me open. i guess it was just more than in the jaw area, in the skull region too. so im all ok now, no more tumor. 4-6 months later ill be doing it all over again though. thats the worst part.

i have lost feeling in my part of my lower lip. its weird, ill run my finger down my lip, and all of a sudden, its on the botton of my chin. ill have pics up soon. once i can find the camera cord. well if you have any questions, IM me.

countdown [11 Apr 2006|09:53am]
There are only 4 days left until they rip my face open and tear my jawbone out.

[24 Mar 2006|01:32am]
This is the process i go through every night. MMMM MMMM BITCH.

This is the thing growing on my jawbone. a ct scan of my face. [17 Mar 2006|04:47pm]

[08 Mar 2006|12:20am]
MMM MMMM BITCHES!!!

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I'm Rich Biatch *honk honk* [01 Mar 2006|09:43am]
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take that american government. [27 Feb 2006|01:24pm]
Well I went from not being anywhere near eligible for Masshealth, to becoming a full member of it after writing that email. I may have had to send it about 50 times, but maybe it got through.
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My sick new shirt. [17 Feb 2006|10:58pm]

I did not qualify for MassHealth [16 Feb 2006|10:32am]
This means I have to find a way to pay for my surgery. I took it on my behalf to write a letter to the white house in my anger about this.

Dear Mr. Cheney,

My name is Joshua Detloff, and I live in Worcester, MA. I am 18 years old, I attend Quinsigamond Community College, and work two jobs. I recently found out that there is a dentigerous cyst growing on the right lower jaw bone. To correct this problem I need the cyst removed, plus reconstruction and grafting will be nessecary. Because this is a major operation, I decided to apply for MassHealth to help pay for the surgery. I sent in all of the forms, signed and dated. The response I was given, I and many people thought, was absurd. I did not qualify for MassHealth because I am a full time student. The only conclusion that I came up with was that the people who do qualify for this program are the people who decided to not finish school and who are collecting welfare checks because they do not want to find a job. Even though they drive a better car then me, have more expensive clothes then me, I do not qualify for this program, yet they do.

I would like to thank you, and the whole administration for failing me as an individual. Just when I find a way the government is going to help me out, I get slapped in the face. I have written the white house before, on a totally different subject, and was given back response that my email will be filtered out. I would like someone to read this, and pass this on. Maybe our president would like to look this over, and maybe there will be a solution. I would like to think so, but I will most likely be dissappointed.

Sincerely,
Joshua Detloff

[15 Feb 2006|10:57am]
Read more...Collapse ) The lobster is Jacque, the second pic is Rocky, and the last pic is Apollo

[13 Feb 2006|03:34pm]

The new edition to the tank. May I introduce Spot.Collapse )
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sub bitches [13 Feb 2006|02:52pm]
Havent really been in here updating recently. Nothing much to update with. Got another job, I work at applebees. I like it, dont love it, like it. I hate staples, want to leave so bad, but cant afford it. so now I am working two jobs and going to school full time. I still have all four fish, they have grown a lot, probably not enough to tell from pictures. We got 14.5 inches of snow last night, and it was great, cause i got to rock out with my cock out in my car because of my tires. yup.

[09 Feb 2006|11:20am]
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The Flash
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[09 Feb 2006|10:57am]

After you die...
the Beetlejuice Waiting Room



After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.





Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
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[06 Feb 2006|10:30am]
is there anything worse than a computer geek arguing with another computer geek about linux? hah, i hope not. im gonna kill someone by the time this class ends this semester.

haha [03 Feb 2006|06:40pm]

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[31 Jan 2006|02:05pm]
May I Introduce Ted Bundy, Velma, CJ, and Larry McgurnCollapse )

[27 Jan 2006|01:14am]
I have school, everyday of the week. I have people "upset" with me. I have one huge thing on my mind. I have work that is shitting on me for hours, so that forces me to look for further emplyment. I got my dad and everyone else I know, buggin the fuck out of me about my fucking jaw. I saw an episode of a show where little people controlled your brain. If there were little people controlling my brain, and there was an overload button, it would have been pressed by now.

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